Toyotamaphimeia For Official Reptile Of Oppositelock

"S65" (granthp) 07/19/2016 at 23:20 • Filed to: None

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Toyotamaphimeia machikanensis is an extinct tomistomine crocodylian from Pleistocene-aged strata of Japan. It is closely related to the false gharial, and lived 400,000 years ago, and was originally described as a member of the same genus, Tomistoma. T. machikanensis was a fairly large crocodylian with a 1 m (3.3 ft) skull and a total length up to 8 m (26 ft)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > S65 07/19/2016 at 23:37

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The name was eventually shortened to Toyota Land Cruiser

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 07/19/2016 at 23:52

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I still propose dragons as the official reptile but I suppose that isn’t as car related.

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2016 at 00:00

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Problem solved.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 07/20/2016 at 00:06

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Nonono. That’s an abomination not a dragon

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2016 at 00:09

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Am i doing this right?

dogisbadob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2016 at 00:12

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 07/20/2016 at 00:14

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No. Look up the Kaiser Dragon.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > dogisbadob 07/20/2016 at 00:14

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Yep. That’s what I was fishing for.

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2016 at 00:15

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?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 07/20/2016 at 00:17

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No. Made by the car manufacturer Kaiser.

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2016 at 00:19

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Better?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 07/20/2016 at 00:21

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Yep.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 07/20/2016 at 01:05

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That’s the alien from Alien

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2016 at 01:16

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Ray hasn’t worked for Jalopnik in ages.

Sam > S65 07/20/2016 at 01:43

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Why did they put a sculpture of Nigel Thornberry on their hood?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > S65 07/20/2016 at 14:54

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You are incorrect. The earth has only existed for 6,000 years. Ask any Republican evangelist. They’ll tell you.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/20/2016 at 14:56

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I like how we make a movie and go to another planet and call the creatures we find there aliens .